Proof that the best ideas are often the ones most obvious in retrospect: Disney has bought Ahmet Zappa's pitch for a movie called Monster Witness Relocation Program. With a title like that, who needs to know more?
Oh, alright; the movie will be produced by Zappa, and he'll also co-write with Ice Age's Michael Wilson. According to Deadline Hollywood, the movie may end up as a vehicle for The Karate Kid's Jaden Smith, but we'll overlook that and just remind everyone of how wonderful that title sounds. It's like the next step on from Monsters, Inc. or something. Personally, this gives me hope that my pitch for CSI: Monsters still has a chance. Call me, CBS.