There are a lot of Disney Princess mashups online, reimagining the popular animated heroines as Adventure Time characters, Batman villains, oil paintings, and on and on. But none of them is as weird, or as potentially delicious, as this one.
On the food website Lucky Peach, Anna Hezel and Gabriella Paiella have transformed hot dogs into Rapunzel, Ariel, Belle and Pocahontas, because ... hey, it's the Internet; you don't really need a reason.
"Disney has never created a princess who was a hot dog (dumb, in our opinion)," they write. "Imagine if all of their princesses were hot dogs. So inspiring. Wow."
They even provide instructions, in case you're dying to your own American-cheese-and-mustard ball gown for meaty little Belle.