Virtually everybody wants to forget 2009's X-Men Origins: Wolverine, but no one more than Deadpool, who became virtually unrecognizable as an optic blast-firing, teleporting killing machine.

And in this new "Minute Match-Up" from Ismahawk, Wade Wilson is determined to make sure his discount doppelganger doesn't resurface to mar his upcoming solo film. Weapon XI doesn't stand a chance.

(via Topless Robot)