Not everyone's going to have time to read the whole thing before chapter two starts up on Monday. That's okay, I understand we're all busy here and have our own lives to lead.
If you want the sixty second CliffsNotes version, just glance over the following. I'll even try to make a way for you to actually see it at full size, having been emboldened by my successes in posting yesterday. You'll probably have to click on it or wave a headless chicken carcass over your keyboard or something.
I think that if you click on it, it'll take you to the flickr page where it's currently housed. This is an inelegant solution until I figure out how to make it link back to itself. This is what happen you give a monkey Wordpress...
And if clicking on the image doesn't work, then try clicking on this link. One day I'll get this right.