"I use the Gillette Pro power and skintimate shaving cream. yes, this is woman’s shaving cream but as I learned many years ago from listening to tiny Tim of the Howard Stern show, you heard me :-), that most women’s cosmetic products are far superior to the ones that they sell men. they are softer and they smell better.
"And that’s why no skin bumps or razor burn for me.
"I often use strawberry scented and I’m telling you that at least three times a week a woman says: your head smells very good. if I was single, I know that this is a home run move :-) I’ve been married for 18 years and I know my head smell has kept my marriage happy :-)
"The new Gillette razor system that moves with the contour of your face is a disaster. do not buy it. it doesn’t work.
"If this isn’t quote of the day on robot six I’m going to be very angry :-) "
- Brian Michael Bendis, responding to a Tumblr question about shaving his head