Although I risk reigniting the controversy over Catwoman #1, I couldn't resist posting this reimagining of Guillem March's cover by DrawAARGHHH -- I couldn't find a real name -- that substitutes Bruce Wayne for Selina Kyle. I think it's the caption that hooked me: "Batman. He’s not the hero Gotham needs, but he is the one that Gotham desires." Or maybe it was that the bag of diamonds looks vaguely phallic.
See the full image below, along with March's original. Catwoman #2, by March and writer Judd Winick, arrives Oct. 19.