Robin has been saying a lot of stuff lately. Some of it is worth listening to, but a lot of what Robin is talking about is stuff no one cares about. He's been doing this so much that even Batman has had enough of the Boy Wonders BS. Bats has no choice but to put his old chum in his place with a good old fashion slap in the face to shut this kid up. The world is in an awful situation, so why not sit back and relax with ten of the best Batman slapping Robin Memes that we guarantee will make you laugh so hard you'll cry.
*Updated on 6/8/2020, by Richard Keller: Out of the many meme templates out there, Batman slapping Robin is one many turn to when looking for a proper option. Not only for imagery that is over a half-century old but also because it's so versatile. It allows for a near-infinite amount of cause and effect statements. Here are a few more examples of Slapping Robin memes that make us cry-laugh.
15 *Pandemic
There was bound to be a new Slapping Robin meme that reflected social distancing. The result is hilarious and beautiful at the same time. It shows the genius of the Caped Crusader when it comes to hitting his ward. In the end, he needs to get Wayne Enterprises to trademark the Slapping Stick.
14 *Crossover
After being slapped so many times, you would think the Boy Wonder would close his mouth. However, it seems he never learns. So, when Wolverine stops by, he gets more than a slap. He gets his head cleanly separated by Wolverine's adamantium claws. It makes Batman's slaps seem like love taps.
13 *Just Deserts
Robin has been slapped so many times it's a surprise he has any skin left on his cheeks. Frankly, he's tired of it. Thus, it's no surprise that he would return the gesture by slapping his mentor just as hard. Either Batman will grudgingly admire his partner's resistance or throw him hard against the walls of the Batcave.
12 *Social Services
Why do fictional youngsters with amazing abilities never reach out to authorities when in trouble? For example, how come Harry Potter never called social services on his aunt and uncle? Luckily, Robin is now the model to resolve conflict. Of course, this must take place in the All-Star Batman universe. It's the one where Bruce was the nastiest to Robin. Having a young adolescent eat rats to toughen him up? Not something they recommend in Parenting with Love & Logic.
11 *Deadpool
It was bound to happen at some point. Deadpool decided to try out the slapping meme for himself. Why he chose X-23 to go along is strange. He already knew she was sensitive about Logan's death. What if she used her own claws? Yes, Deadpool has healing powers, but the deep gashes would certainly sting for a while.
10 Your or You're
Robin seems to think that you don't add "your" when addressing someone. Just as he's about to tell his mentor how far off the deep end he has gotten, Batman slaps the boy and tries to correct him by saying, "your."
However, Catwoman is annoyed that even Batman doesn't use the right "you're" and gives him a mean one while riding her Cat-cycle. If you're asking why Catwoman cares about this little dispute between the dynamic duo, our question is how Batman's head is still attached after getting slapped while Catwoman is going 70MPH.
9 Facebook Filters
Who cares about what filters you use for your Facebook account? Well, Robin sure does. The Boy Wonder can't get enough of those things. But, he does the wrong thing when he tries to share what his Facebook filter is with the Dark Knight. Batman runs a billion-dollar company and is trying to save Gotham from the Criminal Underworld, Robin. He doesn't care about what his Facebook account looks like.
8 Comic-Sans are for losers
Who in the world even uses Comic-Sans? Unless you're making Comic Books, you have no reason to use Comic-Sans. But, Batman doesn't care what your job makes you use. In a move that seems like something out of Deadpool, Batman slaps Robin for talking in the incorrect format. Too bad, he missed the message that Joker is on the loose.
7 Batman hates Snowballs
Why do we have snowballs? Not actual snowballs, we're talking about the god-awful ones that you can find in the grocery store. They look ugly and taste like ass. We know that a lot of people like Coconut, but does anyone go out of their way and try to get them at your local grocery store?
We'll Batman shares are opinion and is willing to slap the hell out of anyone that tries to give him one of those disgusting balls, just like Tallahassee. Especially if Robin wants them.
6 You're not Alfred
Robin is a lot of things to Batman. He's his sidekick, his adoptive son, his best friend that isn't Superman, and so on. However, that doesn't mean that he can try and give Batman a sick burn. The only person that can do that is Alfred. The old guy has raised Bruce since he was a child and was there for him when his parents died. If anyone has the right to talk to Batman like that, it isn't Robin. We hope you like your Slap-Sandwich, Boy Blunder.
5 Master of Disguise
Batman is the world's greatest detective, but did you know he's the master of disguise? Well, you have to be to make sure no one figures out that you're Bruce Wayne.
However, there are times when even the Batman persona has to put on something to his fool enemies. But, Robin has a hard time keeping that a secret. So it's a slap in the face if he tries to blurt out who that mustache fellow with the monocle is.
4 The internet is useful for one thing
The internet has given us near-limitless possibilities for what we can do. We can watch our movies anywhere, we can search for any detail in history, and we can communicate with anyone from the safety of our living rooms. However, there's only one thing that Batman sees the internet is good for; Porn. If you try to show him you're favorite Meme or cat video, you'll end up like Robin and get a slap right across your face.
3 Life ain't so bad
Kids these days got it good. They can use the internet at any time, play the latest games in 4K with HDR, stream movies from just about anywhere and watch it at any time, get to talk to their friends on social media, and make ones from across the country, and much more. If you're 12 and think that you have it hard, remember that your parents had it way worse.
Back in the '80s and '90s, we had to go to the library to research a topic, had to wait for a movie to come on Video to watch it anytime, and when we did get internet, it was slow as hell, and we couldn't use phones while it was on. So, if you think you still think no one gets you, you deserve a slap to the face from Batman.
2 Other heroes want a piece of Robin
Robin has been a pretty bad kid. He's not only pissed off Batman, but he's even managed to tick off Superman. Unless your Lex Luthor, how do you manage to annoy the Man of Steel? If that's not bad enough, Robin has made enemies with some of Marvel's Greatest Heroes, including Spider-Man, the Hulk, Iron Man, and more. Now you're just asking for it, Wonder Boy.
1 MY PARENT'S ARE DEAD!!!!!
Do you think you got it rough? Are your parents alive and well? Well, then don't complain about how bad you've got it. They may be harsh to you, but at least you have parents. Batman doesn't. Sure, he's a billionaire Playboy with a butler and is best friends with some of the greatest heroes of all time, but he doesn't have any parents since they were shot when he was eight years old. So, don't complain that you have it so hard because you're not like Batman. If you don't have any parents, don't cry, because you got something in common with Batman.