'Attack on Titan' launches an attack on body hair

In a promotional tie-in that nobody expected (or likely wanted), the producers of the live-action adaptation of Attack on Titan have partnered with Esthétique TBC for "Attack on Beauty," a campaign that targets not flesh-eating giants but rather unwanted body hair.

According to Crunchyroll, Women's body hair TBC, Men's TBC and female lower region Epiler brands will each have transit and web ads through Sept. 4, all featuring Survey Corps members confronting enormous people in apparent need of a trim. That's better than the alternative, I suppose ...

And after you've had all of your body hair removed -- in a procedure that may or may not involve swords and 3D maneuver gear -- you can pamper your skin with this horrifying Attack on Titan face pack.

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