Welcome to the one hundred and second chapter in the latest volume of the long-running gossip and rumour column for the comic book industry. Over ten years damnit! Written by British comics commentator, me, Rich Johnston, it's read by comic book professionals and readers alike. Loved and hated equally, every Monday (ish) it brings the stories not-quite-ready-for-primetime, a look behind the curtain, a sniff of the toilet seat, the worst and the best that the comics industry can inspire. Go in with your eyes open, your blinkers off and a peg on your nose.

As for the traffic lights, RED means that the story is unlikely to be true, and you should read that with that context. AMBER signifies an identifiable agenda/slant or bias in the source that may affect the work, or that the source isn't clear, or another factor that might bring the piece into doubt. GREEN means that the story feels right to me, my gut instinct says go for it. However, as is often the case, while the gist may be correct, the detail may be wrong - and in fact I may be having an off day and the whole thing may be buggered. It wouldn't be the first time.

So there you go.

SOUND OUT

[Yellow Light]

The "Seven Soldiers" project I mentioned last week from Grant Morrison is picking up steam. Here's the list of intermingled mini-series in fill

Zatanna



Shining Knight



Bulleteer



Klarion the Witch Boy



Mister Miracle



Spawn of Frankenstein



Guardian

LANTERN'S LIGHT

[Green Light]

So what's lined up for Dave "Watchmen" Gibbons as part of his DC exclusive deal? One bright spark at Bristol saw the Ben-Elton-alike buying copious quantities of Green Lantern back issues, then a boxful of Guy Gardner Warrior comics. The reason given?

"Research."

KIRKMAN NOT HAWKMAN

[Green Light]

No I've no idea what was up with that Robert Kirkman Shadowhawk series rumour that he so thoroughly debunked.

Could it be a mixture of Jim Valenetino's new Shadowhawk series…

… with the fact that Kirkman is actually working on another Image founder's original book?

AMERICAN BEOWULF IN ARGENTINA

[Green Light]

An interview with well-know Argentinian artist Enrique Alcatena for an Italian site revealed that "...e farò una versione a fumetti di Beowulf con Chuck Dixon."

He's working on a comic version of Beowulf with Chuck Dixon.

NAUGHTY GHOST

[Yellow Light]

Dark Horse commissioned Jason Pearson for a Ghost illustration casting Beyonce in the star role. Apparently they didn't want an exact likeness, just a close approximation for their own nefarious purposes.

What are they up to?

SUITS YOU

[Yellow Light]

I understand that Mark Alessi is suing ex-Crossgen employees Brian Soltis (Controller), Chris Oarr (VP of Sales), Mike Beattie (Financial Officer) and Bart Sears (Art Director) in a joint suit, in relation to their management of CrossGen and their recent resignations.

However, some industry sources tell me they doubt the veracity of such a case, and see it as fireworks lit by the dying embers of the company.

ALESSI ATTACK

[Yellow Light]

But things never seem to go easy for Alessi. Fleshing out a rumour I'd heard earlier in the year, it seems Alessi was banned from his favourite bar, The Chase Club, in February. On the day of the Super Bowl, routing for the Patriots (his team), and drunk, he got into a dispute with some patrons defending another CG staffer. When things got heated and Alessi threatened to have the patron 'seen to', the bar staff called the police and Alessi was banned from the bar.

How many other publishers would go to such lengths to defend an employee?

MYSTIC LIVES?

[Yellow Light]

I understand that Larry Molinar is still at Crossgen… and is working on a new project with Sergio Cariello, supposedly a relaunch of "Mystic" without any connection to the sigil concept.

Still kicking?

DEATH OF A FAN

[Green Light]

One of Rob Liefeld's biggest fans has finally called it a day. Anthony L has defended the man and his work for ten years, across Usenet, newsgroups, message boards and blogs.

He writes, "Over the last two years i've been spending time and money to accumulate every single project Rob Liefeld as done. I'm 3/4 of the way there. I wanted to make the biggest Rob Liefeld resource online that there ever was. I got that opportunity, and the EIC of ComiX-Fan Eric Moreels was kind enough to host it upon completion.

"That was my big secret project. I have no qualms letting the cat out of the bag now because now it's not going to happen. Because I'm so sick of it all. Dont tell me you're going to give me an interview and then go to Newsarama every single time, and then ignore my emails after you tell me.

"That's just wrong. I dont know if he's mad at me or what, and I used to care. I dont anymore. I dont care about the resource project i've been working on for over a year now, I dont care about interviewing him and pimping out his work (free of charge, i mean, come on, who turns down free publicity on a major comic book site?). I dont care about reviewing his work when it comes out. I just dont care.

"Why should I? He obviously doesnt.

"So i'm done."

The thread also kicked off other allegations about broken promises, lies, broken orders and other problems over here as Arcade's Jimmy Jay tried to mop up the spills.

CRACK ART

[Green Light]

Thanks to Grant Morrison's CrackComicks for the following…

Pages 6 and 7 of "We3"



Page 1 from the second issue of "Vimanarama"



Page 2 of issue 2 of "Seaguy"



GET YOUR PEN AND PAPER READY

[Green Light]

Okay, who's for a game of spot the difference? How many changes can you see from this character in X-Force…

To the next page?

We're down to six… can you see any more? Answer next week!

THE ITALIANS ARE COMING

[Green Light]

After the international success of W.I.T.C.H., it seems Italian Disney are setting up offices in the USA and are using their new high profile to launch a monthly comic series called "Kylion":



The first issue of KYLION has a print run of 200,000 copies, retailing for 1 Euro/$1.5 each as a special launching price, for eighty colour pages.

Say, did you know that 70% of Disney comics in the world are produced in Italy?

CAT. PIGEONS.

[Green Light]

Diamond Select, the creator and distributor of a number of toylines to comic retailers is now becoming those retailers' direct competition.

They've launched a retail section of the Web site to sell toys directly to the public. First up is a bunch of Willow dolls, a number of which were previously exclusive to certain venues, and unavailable to purchase by most stores.

SAN DIEGOING GOING GONE

[Yellow Light]

Image Comics may not have been as timely with their San Diego convention fees as they might have. As of yesterday, they hadn't been placed on the floor map. Word is from the con organisers that they will get placed, but it most probably will be on the outskirts of the publisher area, far from the multi media companies, and near the various smaller retail areas.

As ever with San Diego, the "you snooze, you lose" rule seems to be in full effect.

WAITING FOR THE TRADE TRADE.

[Green Light]

Big thick collection collecting previous collections are all the rage right now. From Barnes And Noble 1000+ page "Ultimate Spider-Man" hardcover to the "Complete Bone" clocking in at 1300+pages, we're all going to need sturdier bookshelves.

Thankfully Peter Bagge hasn't gone to quite those extremes. But next year Fantagraphics are collecting "Hate" in larger wedges with "Buddy Does Seattle," collecting the first few "Hate" trades, merely 340 pages for $15.

HOLED TWO

[Green Light]

It should not have escaped your notice that issue two of "Rich Johnston's Holed Up" shipped last week from Avatar Press. If your comic shop ordered it, that is. For those thus far deprived of such literary delight, as the Holed Family first interrogate a suspicious postman, get into a siege situation with the FBI then take a trip to Saudi Arabia, here are a few places who say they've got copies…

CALIFORNIA

Hijinx Comics



2050 Lincoln Ave San Jose, CA 95125



www.hijinxcomics.com



408 266-1103



info@hijinxcomics.com

Comic Relief: THE Comic Bookstore



2138 University Avenue, Berkeley, California 94704-1026



www.comicrelief.net



510.843.5002



info@comicrelief.net

Brave New World Comics



23566 Lyons Ave #103



Newhall, CA 91321



www.bravenewworldcomics.com



661-259-4745



mail@bravenewworldcomics.com

GEORGIA

Dr. No's Comics & Games



3428 Canton Road



Marietta GA 30066



www.drnos.com



770.422.4642



info@drnos.com

ILLINOIS

Twilight Comics



1A Bellevue Park Plaza, Belleville, IL 62226



www.twilightcomics.com



618-233-1085



brian@twilightcomics.com

Graham Crackers Comics,



69 East Madison Street Chciago Illinois 60603, Inbetween Wabash and Michigan Avenue



Website: http://www.grahamcrackers.com



phone# 1-312-629-1810



Fax: 1-312 629-1812

MASSACHUSETTS

Comicopia



464 Commonwealth Av #13



Boston, MA 02215



(617) 266-4266



http://www.comicopia.com



info@comicopia.com

MICHIGAN

Green Brain Comics



13210 Michigan



www.greenbrain.biz



313-582-9444



greenbrain@greenbrain.biz

21st Century Comics & Games



515 E Grand River East Lansing MI



http://21stcomics.com/index.php



517.324.3585



lon@chronopolis.com

MINNESOTA

Big Brain Comics



81 South Tenth Street



Downtown Minneapolis, MN



612-338-4390



bigbrain@visi.com

Source Comics and Games



1601 W Larpenteur Ave



Falcon Heights, MN 55113



651/645-0386



http://www.sourcecandg.com

NEW JERSEY

The Record Store



6299 Route 9 North



Howell, NJ 07731



USA



732-905-9056



therecordstore@aol.com

NORTH CAROLINA

Silver Billet Comics



1571 Hanes Mall Blvd, Winston Salem, NC 27103



www.silverbulletcomics.com



336-794-3692



walan@silverbulletcomics.com

Silver Billet Comics



1207 Central St Suite 4A, Wilkesboro, NC 28697



www.silverbulletcomics.com



336-838-7736



walan@silverbulletcomics.com

OKLAHOMA

Speeding Bullet Comics and Ricochet Cafe



614 N Porter Ave Norman OK 73071



www.speedingbulletcomics.com



(405) 360-6866



sbcomics@aol.com

TEXAS

Titan Comics



3701 W Northwest Hwy #125 Dallas Texas 75220



www.titancomics.com



214-350-4420



info@titancomics.com

VIRGINIA

Metropolis Comics



105 Pickwick Ave.



Colonial Heights, VA 23834



804-526-8750



metropoliscomics@aol.com

Amazing Fantasy Comics



14346 Warwick Blcd. Suite 444



Newport News, VA. 23602



Phone # 757-877-6030



Email - afcomics@aol.com

CANADA

The Beguiling Books & Art



601 Markham Street



Toronto, Ontario, Canada



M6G 2L7



http://www.beguiling.com



(416) 533-9168



mail@beguiling.com

Another Dimension



130-10th Street NW, Calgary, AB T2N 1V3



www.another-dimension.com



(403)283-7078



comics@another-dimension.com

Astro Books/Librairie Astro



1844 Ste.Catherine St.W.



(514) 932-1139



astro@autoroute.net

Strange Adventures Comic Bookshop



5262 Sackville Street, Halifax, Nova Scotia



www.strangeadventures.com



U.S. 1-866-6-COMICS



shop@strangeadventures.com

Strange Adventures Comic Bookshop



366 Queen Street, Fredericton, New Brunswick



www.strangeadventures.com



U.S. 1-866-6-COMICS



shop@strangeadventures.com

UK

Comix-shop



7a High Street



Maidenhead



Berkshire



SL6 1JN



http://www.comix-shop.co.uk/



01628 777 998



webmaster@comix-shop.co.uk

Orbital



9 Old Compton Street



Soho



London W1



020 7434 9363

Gosh! Comics



39 Great Russell Street



London



WC1B 3BD



020 7636 1011



http://www.goshlondon.com

Comics Showcase



63 Charing Cross Road



London WC2H 0NE



020 74344349



comicshowcase@talk21.com

Forbidden Planet London



179 Shaftesbury Avenue



London



WC2H 8JR



020 7420 3666



www.forbiddenplanet.com

Page 45



9 Market Street



Nottingham



Nottinghamshire NG1 6HY



page45@page45.couk.com



01159 508045



http://www.page45.couk.com/

Forbidden Planet



5 Duke Street , Cardiff



www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk



02920228885



http://www.forbiddenplanetinternational.com

World's Apart



58/60 LIME ST



LIVERPOOL



L1 1JN



tel 0151-707-0839



fax 0151-707-2192



e-mail wa@worldsapart.f9.co.uk

86th Floor Comics



www.86thfloor.com



0115 9443009



enquiry@86thfloor.com

Forbidden Planet Leeds



30 Eastgate,



Headrow, Leeds



0113 242 6325



Fpleeds@fpleeds.plus.net

Forbidden Planet



168 Buchanan street



www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk



0141 331 1215



fp@fpscotland.f9.co.uk

Asylum Books & Games



29 Adelphi



www.asylum-booksandgames.com



01224 574637



info@asylum-booksandgames.com

Comics 24-7 Limited



PO BOX 111, AYLESBURY, BUCKS HP21 9WE



WWW.COMICS24-7.CO.UK



01296 424676



SALES@COMICS24-7.CO.UK

Calamity Comics



90 QUEEN'S ROAD



WATFORD



HERTS



WD17 2LA



www.calamitycomics.com



TEL: 01923 249293



E-MAIL: orders@calamitycomics.com

Calamity Comics



160 STATION ROAD



HARROW, MIDDLESEX HA1 2RH



www.calamitycomics.com



020 8427 3831



orders@calamitycomics.com

Ace Comics Southend



324-325 CHARTWELL NORTH,VICTORIA PLAZA, SOUTHEND-ON-SEA,ESSEX,SS25SR



www.acecomics.net



01702 613021



info@acecomics.net

Whatevercomics



5 Middle Row



High St



Maidstone



Kent



www.whatevercomics.com



01622 681041



www.whatevercomics.com

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