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DOUBLE TAKE OF THE WEEK: "British artist Rich Johnston's "The Flying Friar," a graphic novel about St. Joseph of Cupertino, was an immediate financial and artistic success." - Angelo Stagnaro, National Catholic Register. Was it? When?
SOME DAYS YOU JUST CAN'T GET RID OF AN F-BOMB
We had a mid-week special for Lying In The Gutters last week, with the exclusive scans of the elusive "All Star Batman And Robin The Boy Wonder" #10 original printing with lots of not-very-well-obscured Batswearing.
Let's just show one again for novelty's sake.
Since then there have been so many delicious updates.
WARNING: CONTAINS BAD RETAIL PRACTICES
Most shops didn't get the comic. The West Coast and UK shops certainly didn't. But a number of East Coast, MidWest and Canadian shops did. Some shops didn't receive any demands to withdraw and destroy the comic. Some did and chose to woefully ignore it. Some put them on eBay, either obscuring exactly who the seller or was, or being totally blatant about it. Such as Comix Central in Canada, Warp 9 Comics in Michigan or Empyre Comics in Maryland.
The same black bar approach was used in previous issues of "All Star Batman And Robin The Boy Wonder" with success - why did the printing choice for lettering and black bar change this time?
The exact same problem happened at Marvel with the "Civil War Directors Cut" which led to all sorts of hooplah on Marvel's part. But in that case, it didn't use the word "cunt." Although I understand some of the readers did.
As for those who believe that this is all part of some publicity-raising conspiracy on DC's part. Ummm. No. Like any company, DC hates negative publicity, especially for anything that links a character such as Batman with something like homosexuality or saying a naughty word.
John Byrne confirms, saying, "I've know about this for a while. And, based on the wailing and gnashing of teeth that was going on up at the DC Offices when it was discovered, I can assure you it was not deliberate. Stupid and incompetent, yes. But not deliberate".
BEYOND THE WORDS
The book did go through some changes before publication. One of the sweary affected pages had already been bowlderised visually.
Two balls in the hand are worth a black bar in the bush?
TO PULP ONE COMIC MAY BE REGARDED AS UNFORTUNATE, TO PULP THREE IN ONE WEEK LOOKS LIKE CARELESSNESS
It's been a while since DC gained a reputation for pulping books willy nilly. It may still happen but it's been undiscovered. Well last week's major pulping uncovered two other books in the same week that met the same fate.
For while All Star Batman got the press both "Action Comics" #869 and "DCU: Decisions" #1 were also withdrawn from shops and destroyed without a very obvious reason.
So what could it have been?
I understand that "Action Comics" #869 committed the heinous crime of showing Clark Kent on the cover drinking a bottle of beer.
And does "DCU: Decisions" feature a certain Condeleezza Rice as the model for a Republican candidate who almost gets blown up?
There's also speculation these pulpings could revolve around the revelation that Supergirl's parents are alive, or that Lois Lane is a hardline conservative, but... well, no one is completely sure.
And just as with "All Star Batman And Robin The Boy Wonder" #10, copies fell through the cracks. While they haven't received the speculator attention, keen eyes will be comparing differences later this week. And checking eBay.
BAT TO THE BYRNE
As to Frank Miller's LA Times interview, he said, "My plan is in the end we find out where that robot tyrannosaurs in the Batcave comes from. We finally find out. That's plan. Unless of course I get fired now."
As Byrne points out, "The robot dinosaur is from 'Dinosaur Island,' in BATMAN 35 (1946).
"Which raises the question -- is this another example of Frank not doing his homework (like making Alfred the old family retainer, or giving Catwoman a new origin because he didn't know she already had one)?"
Looks like in the upcoming DVD, they changed the photo...
The wonders of digital manipulation. Now make Gwyneth Paltrow look like she could act.
NO MISSING NO HEROICS
The superhero sitcom "No Heroics" airs this Thursday at 10.30pm on ITV2. Americans, look for torrents available that night. It's had a great write-up from The Guardian. Look for: the Warren Ellis and Grant Morrison oil paintings, the V For Vodka bottles, the Zarjazz cigs, the Moore's Old Peculiar ale.
The Faiza character in the current "Captain Britain & MI13" has caused a few raised eyebrow comments. LITG reported on Newsarama's jihad comments in the interview with writer Paul Cornell a while back, but now its time for their message boards to "go all racist"
Drcharles: But its Faiza Hussain that really turns my gut , so PC or what ! and how the hell did a non-Brit pull the sword ? if that isn't appeasement I don't know what is ?.....
And it kicks off after that.
From the recent "War Heroes" tour, Mark Millar was very happy to sign a printout of a very famous comics mashup.
One page of "Secret Invasion: X-Men" #1 has Angel...
...the other, Archangel...
...despite they're meant to be versions of the same character. Is it a really obvious clue that Angel is a Skrull? And that all the other X-Men are idiots?
Or is that the readers...
ODDS AND SODS
Me at the Harrods original comic book artwork exhibition. Door Five, down the stairs chaps!