Top Five Characters Who Talk Like Morons

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Top Five Characters Who Talk Like Morons

Top Five Month continues (check here to see an archive of all the top five lists featured so far) with a look at the top five comic characters who talk like absolute morons.




5. Caliban

Caliban was not actually a moron, he just sounded like one.

4. Big Sir

Big Sir, however, WAS a moron – a moron outfitted with a supersuit.

He was hilarious as a member of the Injustice League.

3. Drax the Destroyer

Currently (and originally) Drax the Destroyer was an able-minded hunter of Thanos.

For a time in the early 90s, though, Drax was a addled-brained and used as comic relief.

He WAS pretty funny.

2. The Hulk

The Hulk?? How could one of the world’s most famous dummies end up only at #2?

Well, my theory is that the Hulk, over the years, has really been many different things – and not always dumb, unlike..

1. Bizarro

Like Caliban, Bizarro is not actually a moron, his backwards talk just makes it sound like he is one.

Still, his silly mode of speech is so notable it even ended up on a famous episode of Seinfeld!!

That’s the list!

Agree? Disagree? Let me know!