‘There’s a proposal out there that’s tearing this country apart’

by  in Comic News Comment

On last night’s episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert devoted a six-minute installment of “The Word” to Archie’s proposal to Veronica, “the biggest news from the comics world since Dilbert lost his favorite mug and gunned down everyone in human resources.”

Of course, it should come as little surprise that Colbert opposes the storyline.

“I can understand Archie wanting to have a wedding night after nearly seven decades of cold, poorly drawn showers,” Colbert said, “but this is changing everything we hold dear in Riverdale, the town where nothing changes. For Christ’s sake, Riverdale still has a travel agency!