Funny or Die has outdone itself with this latest video, a trailer for Wax On, Fuck Off, a fictional documentary chronicling the tragic story of 48-year-old Ralph Macchio, the "heartbreakingly nice" star of Karate Kid who decides to re-establish himself in Hollywood by becoming a bad boy.

Taking a cue from Colin Farrell, Macchio decides to make a sex tape ''... with no cuddling," and even tries to solicit a prostitute. The video features cameos by Kevin Connolly and '80s teen-movie queen Molly Ringwald, who recounts that, "Somewhere between Sixteen Candles and Pretty in Pink my publicist told me not to be seen with him."

Banzai, motherfucker!