"What color do you like better, red or yellow?"
"I hate red! So I pick blue."
"Name three colors, with one of them being orange."
"Purple, Red and Green."
"What is two plus one"
"I hate math! I refuse to answer, but I think it is important to let you know that I am not just refusing to answer, I am answering to point out that I am refusing to answer!"
"What does that sign over there say?"
"I don't want to look at that sign. I am enjoying the sign on the other side of the street, though, so I can tell you what that sign says."
"Who is your favorite X-Men?"
"Dan Didio/Joe Quesada sucks!"