Say what you will about the aging, frail yet brutal Batman of Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns, but he'd (probably) never let anyone get to your cash and credit cards. Not the Mutants, not The Joker, not even the Man of Steel. Of course if he did, say because of a bum knee or bad back, Carrie Kelley would be waiting in the wings.

That makes them the perfect Dynamic Duo to grace this (ahem) Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Dynamic Duo Wallet, featuring artwork by Miller and Klaus Janson. Of course, it would be weird if the wallet featured anyone other than them ....

It's tear- and water-resistant, both essential to life in dystopian Gotham City. Priced at $15, it's available for preorder from Entertainment Earth for delivery in April.