There's probably something to be said for Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, who's somehow managed to parlay washboard abs and an unnatural tan into a high-paying career as a reality-television (ahem) personality, clothing designer, vitamin-pusher and celebrity endorser. I don't know what that might be, mind you, but definitely ... something.

Now that he's conquered the worlds of tanning, reality TV, workout DVDs and puzzling public-service announcements, Sorrentino is (naturally) turning his attention to comic books -- one that, like his autobiography, he didn't write himself. Instead, the still-untitled comic from Wizard World and MPS Entertainment is written by Paul Jenkins, illustrated by Talent Caldwell and colored by Paul Mounts. Sorrentino, in the proud tradition of Bob Hope and Jenna Jameson, will only star.

Today Wizard World officially unveiled the cover by Greg Horn (below) that, according to the press release, "depicts 'The Situation' fully charged and ready to go." I'll just leave that alone.

“I was confident that an amazing artist like Greg Horn would come up with a great look, but I was still blown away by his painting,” Sorrentino said in a statement.  “It has me more excited than ever to see what’s coming next.” I should probably leave that alone, too.

The comic is set to debut in time for the Aug. 9-12 Wizard World Chicago Comic Con, so mark your calendars.