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Dr. Manhattan charged with trying to steal bicycle

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Dr. Manhattan charged with trying to steal bicycle

He may tired of Earth, these people and being caught in the tangle of their lives, but even Dr. Manhattan can’t resist the siren’s call of Wal-Mart and its low, low prices. Or at least its conveniently placed bicycles.

The Orlando Sentinel reports that a 27-year-old Jacksonville, Florida, man was charged Tuesday with petit theft after he allegedly tried to walk off with a $130 bike from an Orlando-area Wal-Mart.

But this isn’t any mere mortal. It’s Vladislav Nasyrov, aka “Universe” (I kid you not!), who sports a Dr. Manhattan-inspired tattoo of a hydrogen atom in the middle of his forehead. (That’s him above … at the far right.) Hey, the marketing boys said he needed a logo.

Presumably, Universe and Jon Osterman only share symbols and not powers; otherwise, he could’ve teleported away after being stopped outside the store by a loss-prevention officer.

Of course, he probably would’ve been better off enlisting the help of Ozymandias.

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