Deadpool is good at many things, killing bad guys, lovin' the ladies, and ceaselessly quipping top among them. However, nobody ever accused him of being a good listener or counselor, and he proves why in a new video.

In a segment entitled "Dear Deadpool," the Merc with a Mouth (Ryan Reynolds) sits on the couch with his good buddy Weasel (T.J. Miller) to answer questions from some fans who have written in asking for advice. Though eloquent and informative, Deadpool doesn't actually seem to be hearing the questions the way Weasel reads them, and his remarks probably wouldn't prove all that useful. Unless you're trying to infiltrate a secure enemy compound in the dead of night.

Watch the video below, but be forewarned: There are some NSFW subliminal images taken from "Deadpool" interspersed throughout the clip.

Dear #DeadpoolPosted by Ryan Reynolds on Sunday, February 21, 2016