It had to happen: Someone is really planning to make a movie called MILF, and they're in talks to get the wonderful Carla Gugino to star. The surprise? That F doesn't stand for what you think.

According to The Wrap, this MILF stands for Mothers I'd Like To Fight, and the movie in question is a revenge drama in which the lead is a woman released from prison with some unsettled scores to take care of. The movie will be directed by Franck Khalfoun, and produced by the now-seemingly-everywhere Piranha 3D director Alex Aja. I can just imagine the posters now.