Not to be confused with DC Comics' Buddy Baker, the Animals-Man in this new animated parody from The Bilderbergers simply "has far too many powers to be an effective crimefighter."

A sendup of the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon theme song, the video chronicles the rise and fall, and rise and fall again, of a zoo employee turned superhero after he was attacked by "a menagerie of radioactive animals." Unfortunately, he's not a particularly good superhero because of the ways his out-of-control powers disrupt his life, sending him into a downward spiral of alcohol and freaky porn.

And just when it seems Animals-Man life is looking up, well ... you'll have to watch.

(Laughing Squid)