LYING IN THE GUTTERS VOLUME 2 COLUMN 136
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Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve. Who is Christmas Eve? Well, clearly this little girl.
TIS THE SEASON TO BE A SKRULL
Fraction writing X-books, Antony Johnston writing “Wolverine.” We’ll have The V’s Nick Locking writing “Cable” next. Or a comic named after Anna.
Cover artist, Paul Duffield.
It comes with the following text:
“Dancing amid the spires of a city called New Ataraxia, there is a woman who can cloud men’s minds, leap across buildings as if weightless, unerringly fire twin automatic pistols in the most insane conditions, and disappear in a crowded room. She fights against the political repression of an insane technocratic society, and she comes from a place that no-one in New Ataraxia has ever heard of. And she’s got one hour to save the city from itself.
“A high-octane blend of The Shadow, Tomb Raider, retropunk science fiction and 21st century Weird Pulp Action, ANNA MERCURY is a headlong adventure serial about a beautiful and mysterious spy-adventurer who is not what she seems….”
One of these days, mysterious comic characters will be exactly what they seem.
MARS ON STRIKE?
Of course, Joss Whedon and Brian K. Vaughan wrote their “Buffy” work before the strike.
So, apart from the $200,000 shortfall, what else may have led to Wizard’s recent employee departure?
I’m told that the move coincided with Gareb Shamus’ attempts to inject more capital into his mixed martial arts fighting league (IFL). Of course he has since resigned.
And because they have to make money somehow, look at the markup on their Amazon store for Baby and toddler toys. Ouch. Quite a mark up for the festive season there.
My favourite part of all the stories running around is that they’ve fired anyone who can change the signature file on their PR account with NewsReleaseWire. Right now, anyone who wants more info has to contact Mel Caylo. That’s ex-Editorial Director, Mel Caylo. Oops.
Remember folks, the only worse thing than being talked about, is to be caught by your parents having sex with a hyena.
I hear tell that Tony Lee is doing a “Doctor Who” series for IDW in 2008. Contacting him, Tony says “All I can say is that it’s a six parter called ‘Doctor Who: The Forgotten, it’s a Tenth Doctor and Martha tale, and it involves more than one Doctor. And that sound right there? That is the sound of a thousand Doctor Who fans looking up in shock.”
And “2000AD” co-creator Pat Mills has a new audio “Doctor Who” episode, out in January. Worth a link.
But Jason Liebig, what are you up to?
Markosia publish “The Flying Friar” Color Edition. Which seems to have sold out everywhere – though Markosia do still have copies. A number of West Coast retailers seem to have been shorted their entire order, so don’t be hard on them, and Diamond are sorting out the problem by ordering more copies. Hooray!
“As of products shipping in March 2008, due to a change in policy, Diamond Comics Distributors will no longer consistently carry LD prints and limited run collectible comics.
“We are not being singled out. This is an overall change in their policy toward these type of products and variant covers offered by independent publishers.”
Let’s look what fallout that brings in the New Year.
Niles has had a huge boost as the IDW graphic novel adaptation of the book “I Am Legend” has been screaming out of shops thanks to the Will Smith movie – though the comic is pretty much word-for-word from the novel. And the movie really isn’t.
A LOOK INTO IDW’S FUTURE
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s incredible shrinking waist…
War in Bete Noire…
DC Fontana’s Star Trek issue cover…
… and Hot Mummy Action!
The JSA arc with Ramon Perez is all about redefining Wildcat for the future of “Final Crisis.”
And now his son, Josh Adams, is working on a webcomic biography of Ali for Feb/March.
Kyle’s been a busy boy, “Special Forces” #2 just out, “Bakers: Babies And Kittens” in February, the collected “Nat Turner” and a “Kyle Baker: How To Draw” book on the way.
Dennis Hopeless and Kevin Mellon of “Gearhead” talking about their upcoming OGN, “Cupid.”
And you can check out art from the OGN “Dodge & Twist” by Tony Lee and “2000AD’s” Paul Peart-Smith, a “sequel” to “Oliver Twist” as a heist movie.
As for Shannon Denton on “Aces: Curese Of The Red Baron,” the book about what happened to the famed German air fighter and to the British and American pilots who both claim to have shot him down, these images have been internet-floating.
Discussing current issues, Nick Locking wrote, “The art on JLA is fucking heinous. And out of touch! Guy hasn’t had that silly bowl haircut in years!”
Writer, Dwayne MacDuffie joined the conversation, stating “Hey! At least it’s a lead-in to a crossover that I know nothing about. Consistency!”
“Texas Strangers” writer Dan Evans jumped in with “was that understatement about the honeymoon because they didn’t tell you that Connor was gonna get killed by a cloud?”
Dwayne replied, “They wouldn’t tell me *anything*, so I took a flyer.”
Helpfully, Dan added “BTW there are 7 Lantern corps in case that affects your upcoming story.”
Dwayne concluded, “I’m supposed to stay away from the Lanterns, I found out yesterday.”
LESS THAN EXPRESS
And I’m hearing them again.
They may have published “Mouse Guard” first, but that hasn’t stopped repeated problems with books not being delivered when orders have been made and creators of even the best selling (or at least best ordered) books on the site not getting paid a penny yet.
WYNN SOME, LOSE SOME
This was news to Adriano Baptista who had pencilled a 32 page issue of the series, including a cover and character designs without getting paid.
Glass House Graphics had inked half the issue when they realized money wasn’t forthcoming.
Wynn owes both $3000 at present.
So, you know. If you’re interested in working for the fellow, maybe ask for cash up front.
THE POWER OF PR
Brain Warmouth, ex of Wizard, and this week, Devils Due’s Marketing guy should get on the case. Though he had the foresight to send me this delightful “Hack/Slash” unseen cover for issue #11 by our very own Jamie McKelvie.
Poster A: “As long as we have “favorite” threads going, let’s get really subjective. Favorite male and female superhero costumes. One of each, no villains. Mine: Batman (Neal Adams/Jim Aparo) and Black Canary (Golden Age).”
Poster B: “Batman. Phoenix (obviously before she became “Dark”)”
John Byrne: “Harrumph! Having “designed” the Dark Phoenix version, I am naturally curious as to why you’d think a preference for the original would be “obvious”. (Mostly, this is informed by knowing that the original Phoenix costume was not colored as Dave intended — he wanted the green to be white — so it never looked right to me.)
Poster B: “I added that because I couldn’t help thinking that someone might feel compelled to “correct” me by saying that Phoenix was a villain.”
And an old random Marvel comic…
The cover to IDW’s “Angel” comic #5
And an old random DC comic…
BITS AND PIECES
The Fred Hembeck Omnibus. Mighty mighty me. Over 900 pages of HEmbeck for less than £25. Fred did a wonderful, very memorable page for “Civil Wardrobe”, and I was honoured. I’m looking forward to buying this one off the stands and attempting to drag it home.
Duncan Fegredo is busy working on Hellboy – an 8 page story for FCBD and “Hellboy: The Wild Hunt.” But while he’s busy, he’d be very happy for people to be reminded of his “Stuff” collection of art, and his project with Sean Phillips, “Intersections.”
Well, they hooked up months ago and are still seeing each other. Awww.
What a tale for the grandkids to look up on Google Archives through their inbuilt spinal column wireless receivers.
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