LYING IN THE GUTTERS VOLUME 2 COLUMN 142
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At the time I said it was based on the same-titled short story published in the Iain Sinclair edited anthology “London – City of Disappearances,” revolving around his friend, mentor, co-writer and co-magician, Steve Moore.
I didn’t realise just how large a project it would be.
I understand that “Unearthing” will be a photo-illustrated hardcover novel, with some fumetti elements and visuals by Mitch Jenkins. Mitch took a very famous photo of Alan decades ago, which became the standard reference for the man and appeared on all of Moore’s books at the time.
Alan offered Mitch the short story to use if he wanted it. Mitch agreed, taking it apart and has begun to recreate it using photography and image manipulation. The book will star friends and family in the various roles and Alan will appear in the book as himself.
Initial visuals can be seen here.
No publisher has yet been named, but this would sit well on the bookshelf with Jose Villarubia’s interpretation of “Mirror Of Love” from Top Shelf.
The original short story can be found here.
Long term mutual acquaintance of Mitch Jenkins and Alan Moore, Phil Hall, is publishing his online diaries for the project. Read the prologue here, as “The Unearthing Diaries.”
SHANNON FODDER – Updated 1:00 PM
He’s moving from Arizona to La Jolla, California, to start his new job as editor at Wildstorm.
This time, the intent is clear. Frank Cho writes:
“Ultimates #3 cover that you’ll never see. This was done with a Brandy float art ball point pen. This is just the first prelim version. The final version has the Scarlet Witch cape covering all the naughty bits. Brandon Peterson helped me Photoshop the cape over her giant butt. I can’t show the final version since the book hasn’t been released. Steve Morger is my art agent. Bother him.”
I wonder if he washed those claws first?
“Harry’s dead. Really dead. Really and truly dead. We go so far as to exhume his body in the upcoming ‘Legacy of Evil’ one-shot.
“And if I ever stoop to having someone clone Harry, or reveal that it was only some genetic duplicate who died, please somebody shoot me.”
If only he’d added “or brought back in a vague fashion through a deal with the devil” I think certain people would be descending on Manhattan with Uzis.
Say, I wonder if Mephisto’s spell works on Google?
However, Joe is well known in the company for hating conventions. He’s only attended a couple, for the sake of his children.
The current head of conventions remains in her position, but Joe has been appointed her senior, without discussion.
While we’re talking Wizard, do you receive a Wizard Email Newsletter? Find it hard to get them to stop sending it to you? Well, it’s been a running joke at Wizard over the inability to de-subscribe. Stephen Shamus was heard to say that it was a waste of time removing people from the database, when that time could be spent adding new people. Basically, if you fill in a Wizard survey at a convention, buy an item from the store, subscribe, sign up on the message boards, that’s it. For life.
One side effect is that not too long ago the company email address for Wizard employees changed from “wizarduniverse.com” to “wizardent.com.” The reason was that most major e-mail servers classified anything coming from “wizarduniverse.com” as spam – indeed, they were halted at the server level… nasty!
RYALLING THEM IN
He’s already posted artwork from Don Figueroa’s new project “Zombies!: Hunters”
See how easy it is? Just cut and paste.
LOOKING FORWARD TO VALERIE’S REVIEW OF THIS ONE
Art by Daniel Sampere. From Moonstone Books.
It’s come to this then, has it Tony? Hmm?
THE SUPER POWERED DOVE FROM ABOVE
Looking back over my files of unrealised projects, I found this one from 2004 about a group of average men – and woman – superheroes, entitled The Fantastic Four:
“Phillip Glass read a lot of newspapers and magazines. A great unruly thatch of them covered his kitchen table. Often his wife, Thelma, would take armfuls out into the garden and burn them. Phillip Glass discovered, through his assiduous – and yet casual – newsprint trawling that as his life winnowed down to seeming-nothing and suburban entropy, he had become, statistically, the most common individual in Britain – if not the wider world.
Phillip Glass was, he realized, a member of a silent minority that lay in the densely-shaded intersection of the most complex imaginable Venn diagram. His marital status was typical; his sexual orientation predictable; his income, median; his consumer profile, lacking in salience; his occupation, office bound. But far from Glass relapsing into the mild depression we might expect (we recall at this juncture, Beckett’s ‘Soon we will be old, then we will be dead’), one ordinary morning, when a senior colleague from Corporate HQ was late for a meeting, Glass discovered that he had Amazing Powers. His very anonymity and intuitive ubiquity made it possible for Glass to assume the role of the missing colleague, while yet attending the meeting himself. This was not a straightforward impersonation – but something more numinous and complex. Glass was the ultimate faceless bureaucrat, and as such anyone present could see anyone not present’s face projected on to his fleshy screen…”
It goes on; Statman – as Glass styles himself – discovers Bigman, Crazy Cat Woman and Neurogirl, all of them bog-standard types with incredible powers. Together they begin to right the world’s wrongs. Of course, then along came the TV series ‘Heroes’ and rendered my novel idea otiose. Am I pissed about this? Am I hell – nothing is ever lost in the creative economy – unlike the real one.
Marvel? Come on, make this man an offer he can’t refuse. Heroin is a good one.
Last year, I reported, based on some decently-placed sources, that DC was killing off Batman, replacing him with Jason Todd in an Alex Ross designed look, and promoting Bruce Wayne to being a New God.
I was then given word simultaneously that parent company Warner Bros. had earlier frowned on this plan and, by a source close to Grant Morrison, that this wasn’t what was happening at all. Nothing close. Despite various clues that seemed to suggest it.
Dan Didio even expressed the view that such a plan would be a bad idea before, soon after, dropping hints that the death of Batman was indeed happening, with a Batman RIP arc.
And this week, The Times picked up the Death Of Batman, as did Die Spiegel who linked to a past LITG.
So remember, if Batman does die, I had the story first. And if he doesn’t die, I had that story first as well. Either way, as long as Alex Ross still does the covers/designs, I win.
Aragorn on a horse
Previous iterations of this new regular feature spotlighted IDW’s “Locke & Key” and Marvel’s “One More Day” as items that may see supply exceed demand and thus fill your boots if you buy longboxes to sell at a later date. This week, “Buffy” #12. Part of the Season Eight series, this book will start the arc written by “Buffy” Season 7 and “Cloverfield” scriptwriter Drew Goddard. And Dark Horse have been recommending retailers order more copies of this, as a result of some unannounced event happening within its forty pages, directed straight from the mushy brain of Joss Whedon.
The solicitation reads, “Acclaimed television series writer, Drew Goddard (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” “Alias,” “Lost”), takes the reins on Season Eight with his four-issue arc titled ‘Wolves at the Gate.’ The gang (yep, Dawn too) travels to Tokyo where they duel vampires with unusual, yet strangely familiar, powers.”
What the special event is, I don’t know, but expect publicity and expect increased demand … but only when the book comes out. Make sure your multiple pull copies are listed on eBay before the book has shipped and Dark Horse announce a second print.
As certain people are doing with this week’s “Captain America,” of course. A new man to fill the costume. About to hit the press wires, and this time you all know about it in advance. Still some potential to scalp non-regular buyers and make them pay double/triple cover! Let’s put one up on eBay right now in anticipation!
Talking of which, good timing on this eBay item, Wizard!
THE WAGES OF HEATH
Talk about whether or not Terry Gilliam’s film “The Imaginarium Of Dr Parnassus,” starring Heath Ledger will be abandoned, unfinished. There’s talk about Johnny Depp taking over the remaining green screen work, but, well, with scenes like this…
…it’s just never going to fly.
There’s a lot of fuss about Jack Nicholson warning Ledger about playing The Joker and the effect the role can have. If it turns out that it did have a role in his death is this evidence, as proposed by Grant Morrison, that the DC Universe is indeed coming to life… and the Joker has taken his first real life victim?
See, said you should have stopped reading. Any complaints, send them to Patrick Drury, I nicked it from him.
EDIT: Nope, all about the sleeping pills apparently.
BITS AND PIECES
No more immigrant Hulks.
The Graphic Novels of Roth.
be published by IDW…
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