LYING IN THE GUTTERS VOLUME 2 COLUMN 166
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SAN DIEGO DREAMING
Still I think I may have to do what I did last year – a live feed from you guys, straight from the convention floor, restaurants, bars, hotels and gutters. Wherever you are, whatever or whoever you’re doing, share your thoughts, opinions, quotes, pictures and scoops as they happen by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org, AOL IMing to TwistRich or text messaging to +44 7801350982. You have “26/07/07 01:22 EMAIL: Gaiman fans self harm because of their inner turmoil. Ellis fans self harm cos it’s bitchin” to beat.
Next week will be your big pre-San Diego column giving you the lowdown on some exclusive industry announcements. If you have something to say, leak, or tease, take advantage.
Also, if anyone feels like picking me up a “Grant Morrison’s MBX Sketchbook” from the Virgin Comics stand, “Crossed Sketchbook” and “No Hero” #0 and “Sketchbook” from Avatar, “Welcome To Hoxford Ashcan” and “Darwyn Cooke Special Project Cards” from IDW and the “Doctor Who Time Crash” set, I’d be most grateful. LITG plugs all round.
I am such a whore.
The journey has been dubbed “Operation M.O.D.O.K.” (Motorcycle Outing to Discover Origins and Kin.), the bike called “Stark Industries” and the rest of the website is here, and you can help his journey by donating here. Because right now he’s having serious motorbike issues.
There’s got to be a book in it. Or a sponsor.
There are few people as entertaining as Ryan, and I eagerly anticipate his “Carson City” comic with “2000 AD’s” Natalie Sandalls coming from “Civil Wardrobe” publisher. I expect big things.
Updates next week.
ADI NUFF SAID
DEVIL YOU KNOW
Perhaps due to losing the “G.I. Joe” license, perhaps to do with changing printers. I understand shipping delays from the printers to Diamond have delayed everything, including cashflow, by weeks.
I’m told by informed sources that the latter situation should be resolved very shortly, and you might expect money to be rushing down the pipe very shortly afterwards.
I also understand that Devil’s Due have been keeping in contact with people they owe money to, updating them on the situation.
It really doesn’t look like they are going to pull a Dreamwave here, and it’s more of a cashflow than a cashless problem. The “Vampire Hunter D” work, Capcom comics and upcoming Hollywood related income (cough, cough ” “Hack/Slash”) might also help resolve this situation.
But for a number of creators, right now, it could be tricky. Talking to Josh Blaylock, he offered his private number (773-506-8912 ext.707) for anyone to call if they need information, clarification or help, or feel they have “fallen through the cracks.”
The Devil it seems, does want to pay his Due.
Love your column, despite everything you say about us. Here’s a copy of *that* Frank Cho Hulk image you asked about, without logos.
Have to say, as earlier rumoured, that is exactly the same level of nudity as appeared in the Hero Initiative auction for Frank Cho’s Spider-Man piece last year. Yet this year, it was totally unacceptable.
LEGION OF WRITERS
Of course, when he does decide to gracefully step down, expect Geoff Johns to jump on that book like a… well, a rude word.
I understand that Marvel have been playing wargames on how to persuade Geoff Johns to jump ship at the end of his contract (over a year away) and what to do with him when they get him, so expect to see DC Comics fight back pre-emptively…
IT’S 2008. WHAT COMICS ARE YOU READING FOR FREE?
I understand that Markosia, publishers of “Flying Friar,” “Starship Troopers,” “Kong” and more, will be moving a lot of their books to this model, and are already a lead publisher in their Comics section. Here’s a free copy of “The Boy Who Made Silence” for example.
It has a much more engaging and intuitive reading device than the current market leader, Wowio. It doesn’t use the embedded advertising of Wowio, is available internationally, doesn’t require a credit card for registration, but pays the publisher a lot less per read than Wowio.
Talking of which, this week I received a cheque from Wowio. From the one small 24 Hour Comic I’ve put up there, “Soul Less.” It’s small, it will barely cover the bank charges transferring it from dollars to pounds. But you know what? It’s more than I was paid for “Holed Up” and “Flying Friar,” because print and publishing costs ate up all the profits (if there even were any) so far.
This week I hit the scanner with my nineties titles “X-Flies” and “Dirtbag.” When Wowio returns, see if they go international, if the payment amounts are affected, and if the new Platinum terms means I have to sign Alice and Eve over or something.
As it stands, Myebook is better than Wowio for international online distribution, but far worse for US. And that US market does punch above its weight.
And of course, right now, Wowio is down. Leaving Myebook to clean up.
Considering there is no script book, no record and the volume is considerably thinner than the previous two volumes at $75 each, one wonders how the $100 price tag for the upcoming volume is justified, other than “because we can… and it’s our last chance to get some new Moore money.”
Expect the record to be published by upcoming “League” publishers Top Shelf somewhere down the line.
“Wasteland” writer Antony Johnston writes on The V about news that Jennifer Garner will be starring in an adaptation of his “Three Days In Europe” book from Oni.
“the Oni production arm, bought the actual production option (but I won’t be rubbing myself with fivers any time soon). Garner and Jackman have committed to it, and part of that agreement is that Vandalia, Garner’s production company, will co-produce if/when it sells to a studio. We still control it, and so we could pull it from Vandalia at any time if we wanted to, but that would all kinds of crazy.
“Production option (beer money) -> Studio option (new kitchen) -> Principal photography (helloooooo, Dolly). Many “X comic got optioned” announcements that you see are actually just production options released for publicity purposes (and god knows how many of those we saw during the Great Hollywood Gold Rush of the early 00s). Until the story says a studio bought it, hold off on the begging letters.”
Don’t believe it, folks. Antony Johnston is richer than Mark Millar. Start asking him for money now!
Start adding support to your bookshelves now.
NO NO NO NO NO NOVA
See? LITG isn’t always here for the nasty things in life.
COMIC BOOK CRE-HATERS
DJ Coffman, ousted from the Platinum comic he created, “Hero By Night,” has a “Will Draw Anything For $2” feature on his site, where you can find Barack Obama as Captain America fighting John McCain as the Red Skull. You can also find characters like Skull from Scott Kurtz’ “PVP” getting skull-fucked by the Red Skull…
Well not any more. Let’s go to Twitter and reconstruct the argument
pvponline: Hey, asshole. I officially do NOT give you permission to draw the red skull fucking my character. take that shit off your website
djcoffman: Removed it
pvponline: and P.S. Since you made 2 bucks off that, you owe me two fucking dollars.
djcoffman: Ha, but i’ll give you two dollars after you give George Lucas money for the Han shot first shirt
pvponline: the Han shirt is commentary and satire (i.e. fair use) DJ. What you did was infringement. my paypal is email@example.com.
djcoffman: No, that was “dark satire” you twit. RedSkull, fucking skull, and he also requested any other skulls I could throw in. So blow me
pvponline: Where was the satire? Maybe if you understood these things better you would still own Hero by Night. So blow ME.
djcoffman: Of course ,I’m sorry that type of humor upsets you. I understand. Now drop it and move on.
djcoffman: And if you allow it to run on your forums I’m going to re-publish it on my site. Just a heads up
pvponline: Scott Rosenberg has taught you well. You two so deserved each other
djcoffman: Well, sorry it upset you. You should see the ones I’ve turned down. There are a lot of people who don’t like you.
pvponline: How noble of you, DJ. You’re a real gentleman.
djcoffman: I try?
djcoffman I haven’t had this many laughs on a Sunday since I don’t know when.
JTSHea: Yep. he’sa piece of work isn’t he?
djcoffman: No. He’s the world’s largest hypocrite. Maybe he should remember things from 1999 like this:
tombrazelton: Wait. This mystery drawing w/ Skull being sodomized is bad, but this one is okay?
pvponline: Why can’t it just be about the fact that I don’t like seeing my characters get skullfucked?
tombrazelton: That’s very understandable. But I think you took a cheap shot mentioning copyright. Either it applies to everything or not.
pvponline: Let me see if I can break it down for you guys: Skull getting eye-fucked=not like. PvP being parodied in Foxtrot with reverence=DO like
onlyduh: So copyright applies only to things that YOU don’t like? Either its all or nothing, you can’t pick and choose
pvponline: Yeah. that’s how it works. I like people who strengthen my brand, not damage it. I like positive intent over malicious intent.
onlyduh: Totally understand not wanting skull portrayed in that manner, but isn’t it a situation of having to take the good with the bad?
pvponline: it’s not about good or bad. It’s about intent. Most people that aren’t disney don’t pursue infringement of good intent.
happymrlocust: Out of curiousity, if it was a copyright issue, couldn’t an conventional cease-and-desist work just as well?
pvponline: I figured just letting the guy know I was upset, was a proper first step.
drwright: It was better than sending a cease and desist letter, but it would have been better still to settle the dispute privately
djcoffman: I only took it down because he got upset. Not because I broke ANY laws. It’s clearly satire. In bad taste
pvponline: Why is it okay for DJ to draw Skull getting a cock in the eye, but I’m out of line for getting upset about it?
drwright: You’re not out of line for getting upset; there was no need to take DJ to task publicly
djcoffman: any more dicky discussion about the drawing I took down, and I’m going to republish it. Fair warning
happymrlocust: Ah, ok. I just figured that “hey, asshole” would be more damaging to the brand than a shiny C&D from a lawyer
pvponline: The twitter post was much cheaper
djcoffman: in fact, maybe I’ll just start a whole other comic about ways to skullfuck trolls? I’ve got time
I dunno about you, but I’m sending Scott $2 just for the entertainment value alone.
JOE AND CO
Drew gets to grips with Frazer…
…and Brendan, whose “Skin” we were discussing as he arrived, and whose “Zenith” work was quite an inspiration on young Drew.
Jamie believes he can construct a Warren Ellis doll out of Kieron’s loose beard hair.
Joe signs his life away. That’s the general rule when an American enters a British pub.
Let’s all get together the next time an American is in town!
At this point I gave up taking photographs and turned to the drink.
Not quite sure hope I got home, but it seemed to have worked.
So what’s next?
I’m told that there’s an awful lot of “Walking Dead #50” that went mysteriously missing worldwide with no signs of replacements.
Everybody with copies get to eBay immediately!
Still, one out, one in. Want to be an assistant editor at DC Comics? Apply here
Or maybe you know someone who should be Bryan Hitch’s inker…
Bob Kane worked at Max Fleischer Studios from 1934. Max’s brother, Dave Fleischer, was a director at the studio and had previously worked at the French film studio, Pathe.
“The Batman” was created in 1939, credited to Bob Kane.
Is this too much of a stretch?
Hat Tip to Patrick Zircher of the Bendis Board.
SWIPE FILE ” JAPANESE EDITION
ODDS AND SODS
You know, if you want to make a career in comics, it’s always useful to have something to fall back on.
I wonder if the patios are sentient yet? And just how mad his crazy paving is.
Rob Williams talks about writing the Indiana Jones comic.
Did you see Michael Turner get a scrolling news item mention on CNN?
Wendy Pini will be interviewed at The Comic Bug, this Wednesday being filmed for the “Comics on Comics” vodcast about the upcoming “ElfQuest” movie. More here.
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