LYING IN THE GUTTERS VOLUME 2 COLUMN 180
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The recent Fort Wayne Diamond Retailers Summit exhumed a very old rumour. In the bar, a number of Alliance Games and Diamond Comics Distribution employees (they are all part of the Geppi empire) were discussing their mutual concerns over future employment, in the light of current economic upturns.
Specifically that DC Comics are to exercise their long-standing option to buy Diamond Comics Distribution (and Alliance along with it), as contractually agreed to back in 1995 and revealed at the time by “The Comics Journal.”
This possibility comes up every now and then, without actually coming to anything. But this time it seems their employees are actively talking about it.
WATCHING THE ENDING
Or has it?
I understand that the ending people have been seeing is just one possible filmed ending. That the movie’s FX farm has already created big squid effects. And that there will be more than one ending of the film tested before general release. Expect to see all of them in the two/three disc DVD.
Firstly, Zuda Creative Director Ron Perazza twittered, “Meeting about animation, comics and some other good stuff. The next few weeks/months are going to be interesting.”
“Night Owl” creator Pete Timony retwittered, “WHAT? After I absolutely sort of but didn’t but might have said something about certain rumors?!?” with Perazza’s response “Rumors? :)”
I’m told Greg Noveck is the go-to-guy dealing with the Zuda/Cartoon Network/Warner Bros. relationship.
I also hear the first Wildstorm-produced Zuda comic will be “Bioshock 2.” Almost in confirmation, Ron Perazza twittered earlier today, “Back in the office working on a project for a video game.”
However, Dan DiDio is dead set against running any DC Universe content online, as he believes it will dilute the published brand. As you may expect, there’s a degree of debate about this, with Paul Levitz on the opposing side. Especially considering the amount of recent and upcoming cancelled DC books and a moratorium on mini-series, with already-approved projects suddenly spiked.
Marvel is also courting a number of Zuda people, so expect DC to fight back and recruit existing well-known webcomic people and Marvel to start signing exclusive contracts for digital.
The 2009 battle for talent may well be online, and to do better than their print equivalents.
Which two comic creators ended up in a fist-and-bottle fight at a San Diego Comic Con bar this year after one made suggestive comments and actions towards the other’s wife and niece as the bar staff summoned the constabulary? And which other creator fainted at the sight of the blood, requiring a trip to hospital in a taxi over a broken jaw because the creator didn’t have the insurance to pay for an ambulance?
Which executive gave an artist a phenomenal amount of work over the last two years so that the executive may woo a colleague and partner of the artist, in a manner rather reminiscent of the biblical tale of David and Uriah?
Which creator jumped another creator on the floor of San Diego Comic Con this year over an affair of the heart involving a third creator, again requiring police presence?
Sex and violence. Who said comics were for kids?
Kenneth Simmons and Mark UnknownSurname there!
I’m at the Dublin Con end of November by the way.
With the cancellation of “Manhunter” from DC Comics, expect the Kate Spencer character to join the Outsiders for a period. And the return of the Paul Kirk Manhunter character.
There do still seem to be a number of unpaid Virgin creators out there, though.
So how successful have retailers been at ordering copies? One reader reports that “My LCS (local comic shop) told me this morning that they ARE NOT getting the disputed issues of HACK/SLASH . A high ranking executive at Diamond has a ‘financial interest’ in my LCS!!!!!”
Oh to be a lawyer in comics. Meanwhile I have reports of shops unable to use the Devil’s Due website to order the copies they wish. If you do have problems, email Brian Warmoth at email@example.com.
It’s not easy being a self-distributor.
“Hack/Slash” #18 will be back to normal distribution methods. Good, The Flying Friar appears in one scene (far left).
BUFFY THE SCHEDULE SLAYER
“Staking a claim”… I crack myself up.
MUSIC TO MY EYES
But I seem to have a short story in the upcoming anthology from Image Comics, “This Is A Souvenir: The Songs Of Spearmint & Shirley Lee” out in January. My first front-of-Previews comics credit.
But what is more cause for personal celebration is that the story is drawn, coloured and lettered by a man whose work I have admired for fifteen years, the co-creator, artist and writer for the “Sleaze Castle,” “Petra Etcetera” and “Surreal School Stories” comics and books, Terry Wiley. Currently lettering for “Classic Comics,” Wiley’s style is slice-of-life cartoony with strong sense of spatial awareness, character and detail, with an ability to translate all sorts of styles and designs into something very British, very familiar, very funny, very Wiley-ey. Paul Grist via Posy Simmonds. The Enid Bugblyton Beast of Traal.
“Sleaze Castle” was one of the best British comics of all time, and that it is mostly forgotten is a tragedy. Maybe we can start turning that around.
Spearmint is a British band I have fond memories of listening to on London’s indie station XFM pretty much on constant rotation. Given the option to write a song inspired by their music I jumped straight on “Trip Into Space” from “A Week Away” and wrestled it from everyone else. The graphic anthology will be released to coincide with their new album,
So anyway. Here’s the first page. Enjoy.
AND THE REST
A KISS IS JUST A LEGAL LETTER
It’s Jesus kissing Superman everyone.
IT’S REIGNING CARD STOCK COVERS
Well, amidst the Bad Guys Illuminati-style shenanigans, we have Punisher as a hero hunter, targeting the likes of Sentry, Mighty Avengers with a number of unregistered heroes on its books, and a bunch of fans in a tizzy with last week’s Moon Knight having SHIELD Agents refer to Norman Osborn as “director” – until they realised Osborn is director of Thunderbolts.
Damn, that was a rather fun idea. Definitely worth knocking over a liquor store for.
Most did, some didn’t. A few had already sold out of all their copies.
This happened with “
If you didn’t get a copy, dream on until November…
ELEVEN? THAT’S NUMBERWANG!
All I’m saying is that after publishing I received information that made the story more likely, not less.
And a wonderfully phrased non-denial denial was published by Den Of Geek from Paterson’s agent stating, “If Paterson had the part, it would have come through us, so I think that’s a no.”
If I were you, I’d bet on black. Here’s Paterson’s “audition” for the role of The Doctor from Neil Gaiman’s “Neverwhere”
CHEWING HIM OUT
There’s also a new “Asterix” volume for the character’s 50th anniversary next year, by original artist Uderzo. He’s already done Bush, so maybe at least Asterix can move on.
HEY KIDS! COMICS!
In celebration, December brings us a “Buy Your Daughter A Supergirl Comic Without Feeling Skeevy Day.”
Last time I ran these, people started pointing out the swipes.
Kind of missing the point of “Glamourpuss,” no?
BITS AND BOBS
This week’s compulsory mention of “No Heroics” — an hour after we linked to the unseen behind-the-scenes geek reference tour, LITG caused this hit count…
The hit count of the beast there I think. Everyone loves a little LITG action these days.
And everyone can find something to like about “No Heroics.”
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