LYING IN THE GUTTERS VOLUME 2 COLUMN 184
Welcome to the most popular and longest running comics column on the internet. In its various forms, Lying In The Gutters has covered rumours and gossip in the comics industry for fourteen long glorious and quite scary years.
All stories are sourced from well-connected individuals. But I urge you to use your judgment and remember, context is everything.
The traffic lights are an indication (and only that) of how reliable I believe the story to be, based on source, context and gut feel. Red lets you know I think this rumour is bunkum, but it is still one being spread about. Amber indicates I think there is a heavy bias involved here, or it just seems a little dodgy. And Green as far as I can tell (as far as I can ever tell) is the real deal, junior.
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THE FAKE ART ADAMS CONFESSION
So, after that piece ran, the Fake Art Adams took a while to get round to reading it. Firstly his fake agent “Jeff Henzel” replied saying:
Get me the script, contract, and as far as the financial part goes, I, or my partner deal with that side of it then disperse it to all according parties.
Paypal is OK but I would prefer it if you could send as a check $5000 made out to Jeff Henzel, CEO, or Merrily Martin in Payroll and human resources.
The office number address is.
Jeff Henzel and or Merrily Martin.
XX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX
Nicassio, Ca 94946.
Ah, that Nicasio address again. Looks like a large property in the mountains. A few hours later, someone suddenly read LITG and I received from “Jeff”:
Oh and by the way, your way to obvious with your offers so we wonÂ´t be doing any bussiness.
ThatÂ´s why I gave you any old address I could come up with.
Any old address? The same address given to other publishers to send cheques to? Yeah, right.
Because then from the Fake Art Adams address I received the following.
yea I read all the forums now what??
And for your info I am an artist.
My fault was claiming I was Art.
Because talent alone never getÂ´s you hired when I got contracted it was me who did the work.
I had to fib about getting work with Marvel, and other companies just to show you other guys I had experience and what it takes. What I showed you guys were portfolio pieces nothing more, the other guyÂ´s like Joe I had every intention of following through with his project
The amazing thing is everyone liked my work, but now that IÂ´m not Art IÂ´m suddenly not talented or professional?
ThereÂ´s nothing more I can do now but put everything away and face the music.
Sorry for causing such terrible problems, IÂ´ll do everything in my power to make up for it.
That’s a full confession, I think. And a possible complete and utter lack of a sense of reality. He is complaining that other people might be upset that he is not Art Adams.
Will you be refunding the people who paid you money under false pretenses?
To get the reply;
That was the last message I received from The Fake Art Adams in any guise. Because I then revealed that I knew that publishers he had deceived had been asked to send cheques made payable to one Josh Hoopes.
Joshua Hoopes is the man who, under a number of guises, has repeatedly conned individuals, creators and artists out of large sums of money and work.
It appears he has now stepped up and successfully targeted a number of publishers, including Desperado, TOKYOPOP and Penny Farthing.
This is a page he, or another artist he conned, seems to have prepared for Penny Farthing’s “Captain Gravity.”
And for Desperado’s “Messiah.”
The difference this time is that publishers have greater access to big scary lawyers. And I understand legal teams have been briefed.
So to recap. Addresses and aliases of this scam artist include:
Joshua Hoopes, Josh Hoopes or Mike Roberts
XXXX XXX XXXXX
Sacramento, CA 95838
Jeff Henzel, Merrily Martin
XX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX
Nicassio, Ca 94946.
Other aliases include Joshua De Lava, Robert Salinez, Anthony Birch and John Martin.
E-mails include firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com.
His date of birth is very likely the 29th August 1970 and his social security number is… well… it leads to this kind of thing. Anyone got a spare hundred dollars.
But in all likelihood, the next time you encounter him, it will be under a different alias and address.
LITG will keep updated on any new developments. Any other publishers, please get in contact and I will give you all the details and evidence I can.
“Gears Of War” #1 from DC/WildStorm. Over 450,000 I’m told. Only 10% of which went through the direct market.
IT’S ARMAGEDDON 2001 ALL OVER AGAIN
As a result, creative teams working on a number of spinoff and affected books have also had to stop work while the “Final Crisis” ending is reworked.
Expect more lateness, more annoyance and less likelihood of Grant Morrison doing DCU work in the near future.
UPDATE: Superman Homepage reports Superman editor Matt Idelson stating that James Robinson has not quit the Superbooks. Which is doubly intriguing, because pretty much everyone in the comics industry seemed to believe that he had. I guess that’s where I end this article with the word “Developing…”
SMALL SCREEN TO BIG PANELS
This, of course, would be the comic where the The Joker offers his bottom to be sexually violated by his rescuer, jokes about the colour of his pubic hair, a scene depicting genital torture and no sign of a Mature Readers tag.
BATTLE FOR THE CREDIT
Then recently, Fabian Nicieza, author of the soon-to-be-cancelled-and-replaced “Robin” series, stated that Judd Winnick would be the author.
Then Dan DiDio announced that Tony Daniel would be both writing and drawing the series.
Times they are a changing.
IRISH LIES ARE SMILING
So in your face Leeds, it’s Dublin all the way! It’s my birthday the Friday before so I’ll probably be in party spirits. Feel free to celebrate my 36th by joining me in a drift into unconsciousness against a protesting liver.
Guests include Dan Slott, Adi Granov, Olivier Copiel, Jonathan Hickman, Tommy Lee Edwards, Michael Lark, CB Cebulski, Esad Ribic, Paul Cornell, Liam Sharp, Matt Hollingsworth and the usual hangers on. Word is Simon Bisley might even be popping by. See you there.
Even if my vision is impaired.
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMENSCH? WELL YOU’D BETTER BLOODY DO.
So here’s a first page…
Start mentioning “Watchmensch” to your retailer. Casually, of course.
BLIND LEADING THE BLIND
Said writer had no experience of law whatsoever and spent weeks watching Court TV to catch up.
Sadly, Jemas found himself unable to sign off any of his proposed scripts and that was the last anyone heard of him.
Until he just popped up writing “Gossip Girl.”
IN DEFENSE OF THE SQUID
It’s such a ludicrous plot device – but as such it mirrors the ludicrous idea of killing millions to pursue an agenda.
It’s a joke. And one that The Comedian doesn’t get.
The “Watchmen” production team designed and developed the squid. But the findings of the test screening? The fans are happy enough with a squidless ending. And as that aspect was seen as off-putting to a mainstream audience, the squid’s gone.
But replacing our tentacled chum in the movie with a series of Dr Manhattan energy devices around the world that explode, making Dr Manhattan the evil the world unites against, loses all sorts of nuances. But especially the ludicrousness.
“Watchmen’s” going to be a good film. A lot better than “V For Vendetta.” Leagues above “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.” A hell of a lot more decent than “Constantine.”
But, to paraphrase Pink Floyd…
Hey! Snyder! Leave that squid alone.
After all… Alan Moore knows the score.
The series may not even have been announced but it has remained on DC’s subscription lists for months.
ODDS AND SODS
Mark Waid’s own “Legion Of Super Heroes” flight ring on eBay. Non-functioning, sadly.
Jamie Hewlett’s “Phoo Action” TV series cancelled before shooting over script concerns, despite Â£200,00+ being spent. As if anyone watched it for the script.
1:40 in? Yeah, looks like I’m getting X-Box 360 for Christmas.
“Rumors Of War,” by Justin Jordan and John Bivens, is “Saving Private Ryan, written by H.P. Lovecraft, directed by David Cronenberg and it needs your votes.
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